So how’d you do it Tom? How’d you escape from her? Well, the secret lies in 5 quick and not easy steps: Stop talking to her: I was thinking, why am I still talking to her? Just stop. Throw away all her stuff: her photos, gifts, clothes, social media, etc. Sad, but so is seeing … [Read more…]
I know that back in the 19th century, two lanes of roads was adequate and luxurious for buggies and whatever us peasants used during our serfdom. However, have you, government widgets, considered maybe building more fucking roads? I wouldn’t be so enthusiastic for this idea, if maybe people weren’t getting stabbed on your slow and … [Read more…]
On June 27th, Leigh and I went parasailing. It was mostly boring… Me: Leigh Im taking you on a secret adventure. Her: omg ok! 10 minutes into car ride to parasailing I tell her we are going skydiving. Funnyness ensues… Her: OMG I can’t!! Me: It’s ok you’ll be fine. Her: OMG Noooo She was … [Read more…]
stay in school greta and get counseling, it only gets worse.
Last month, me, Leigh (gf), and my mom and dad went to Alaska via Holland America cruise on the ship, Oosterdam. In a brief summary, I enjoyed the trip. I tried to keep a journal over the 7 day cruise, which docked in Juneau, Sitka, Ketchikan, and Victoria, which reads as follows: 08/03/19 – Saturday … [Read more…]
sometimes the good old bible can provide comfort when one is feeling down. thanks jeremiah, #brah Jeremiah 17:9-10 9 The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it? 10 “I the Lord search the heart and examine the mind, to reward each person according to their conduct, according to what … [Read more…]
Recently, I saw a hack script spamming localhost which oddly showed as from authenticated root user: 2019-09-15 16:07:43.827  1i9aoB-000116-PE SMTP connection identification H=localhost A=127.0.0.1 P=34201 M=1i9aoB-000116-PE U=root ID=0 S=root B=authenticated_local_user This is weird because the script was being run by a local non-root user and should have shown something like the following in the … [Read more…]
Due to unpopular demand, I’ll show you how to downgrade to an unsupported version of cpanel’s panel software. You will basically, need a donor ea3 system. Step 1: Grab cold beer from work fridge Step 2: Get a copy of /scripts/migrate_ea3_to_ea4 (I have a copy still but cpanel has been nuking them) Step 3: Copy … [Read more…]