I know that back in the 19th century, two lanes of roads was adequate and luxurious for buggies and whatever us peasants used during our serfdom. However, have you, government widgets, considered maybe building more fucking roads? I wouldn’t be so enthusiastic for this idea, if maybe people weren’t getting stabbed on your slow and decrepit public metro and if the public transportation didn’t take 47 minutes to go 8 miles. But, alas, here I am riding my electric scooter over your delapidated rat infested side walks for one half of my morning work commute and the other half in my car for what in a normal city would take me less than 8 minutes. For a city (DC) that thought the license plate motto “taxation without representation” was a good idea, how about we scale back our grand idea of solving world hunger and health care, and start with the basics: how to fucking build more fucking roads.
Sincerely,
Every fucking person ever to have lived in or near DC
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