an anecdotal self help guide by me for guys dating nots in the 21st century
Yo Tom how do you manage to not go on dates so often, you may be thinking. Well the answer is really simple. Tell her you want a relationship. Oh and use a popular dating site like pof or tinder.
With this method I can guarantee you will not be going on dates as often as everyday!
However what do you do when a pretty blonde chick with low self esteem and more tattoos then an ms13 gang member, actually replies back? Don’t panic. I know just how to push her away.
Step 1: say no when she asks you to chill at 1am and suggest something radical like a proper dinner date at a normal human waking hour.
Step 2: send her pics of your shower door you just installed after she sends pics of her ratchet “model”ing pics next to a boat or her beatup car. (pics of appliances may work as well) Ladies love it when you can entice them with your latest DIY projects.
Step 3: when she says “shes butthurt that you didnt answer her call” and that she wants to “chill” on halloween after texting all of two days, say sure and start suggesting a nice italian restaurant for dinner. That will send her excitement level through the roof along with her insecurity. What guy could resist an ms13 model??
Step 3a. Demonstrate you have value and standards. Theres nothing that drives a low self esteem narcissist wildly away faster than having standards like, expecting her to have a car, or a job thats not “modeling.”
Step 4. Congratulate yourself! Things are probably going smoothly. Its right about this point in the most likely bipolar texting that she will begin to call you “mean” or a “douchebag.” She may even state “fosho! youre not the amazing beautiful soul that i thought u wer” along with other exclamations about how shes “tested highest in her class” and how her intelligence is next level and shes too mature or too amazing for everything. Dont fret. Shes just playing hard to get, as in understand.
Step 5: wait till 5am for a text about how you pushed her away.
Enjoy your halloween evening date-free!