I’ve been writing poems to Aquagirl because I don’t know. She’s just so beautiful. But I’m invisible to her. So I wondered what poem she’d write back, if I existed to her. I think it’d be as follows,
GREEN TOM AND HAM by Aquagirl I AM AQUAGIRL, AQUAGIRL I AM. WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN TOM OR HAM? I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TOM OR HAM. WOULD YOU LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE? I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TOM AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AQUAGIRL-I-AM. WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT STARBUCKS? WOULD YOU LIKE HIM IN A TUX? WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT THE NORFOLK ZOO? WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS? WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT BUBBLE TEA? I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT STARBUCKS. I DO NOT LIKE HIM IN A TUX. I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR AT ANY OF THOSE PLACES. I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TOM AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AQUAGIRL-I-AM.
YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY. TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY. TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY. (... we go out to dinner ...) SAY! I STILL DISLIKE GREEN TOM AND HAM! I DO! I DISLIKE THEM, AQUAGIRL-I-AM!
You don’t need Aqua Girl!! We just need to find you a bettah one!!
lol, thanks Leigh. good luck with that she was perfect