If Aquagirl wrote me a poem…

I’ve been writing poems to Aquagirl because I don’t know. She’s just so beautiful. But I’m invisible to her. So I wondered what poem she’d write back, if I existed to her. I think it’d be as follows,

GREEN TOM AND HAM by Aquagirl
I AM AQUAGIRL, AQUAGIRL I AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN TOM OR HAM?
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TOM OR HAM.

WOULD YOU LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE?

I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TOM AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AQUAGIRL-I-AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT STARBUCKS?
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM IN A TUX?
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT THE NORFOLK ZOO?
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS?
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM AT BUBBLE TEA?
I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT STARBUCKS.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM IN A TUX.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR AT ANY OF THOSE PLACES.
I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN TOM AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AQUAGIRL-I-AM.

YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

(... we go out to dinner ...)

SAY! I STILL DISLIKE GREEN TOM AND HAM!
I DO! I DISLIKE THEM, AQUAGIRL-I-AM!