It’s October so it’s time for some epic fails…
Number 1: Level==Legendary
Actual dialogue:
Orangeman: tommy, i can’t see the drives in this machine, go check it out
tommy: kk
*run to datacenter*
*open case and see le following*
the drives’ SATAs are plugged into eachother
tommy: you should be all set now Bob
Orangeman: what was wrong with it?
tommy: oh, I think the other shift was trying to setup flashcache
Orangeman: ???
To this day, no one knows what happened here.
Number 2: CPU Uncovered
Intel should be proud. Because that 6 core E5 XEON ran a full install of CentOS 6 brilliantly without a heatsink on it.
Number 4: POF Fails
furries!
Clearly, this bish needs to improve her linux skills.
lawl.