Sometimes my subconscious parses daily events for me and makes a video in the form of dream to tell me to stop being an idiot. In this case, the day after I started talking to Princess Leia, I had a dream about a dog biting and holding on to my arm, and it hurt. Finally, the dog lets go but my arm was chewed up; the dog symbolizes Princess Leia.
…sometimes in life, you encounter a succubus. What is a succubus you ask? Enter Princess Leia.
A succubus is,
noun: succubus; plural noun: succubi
a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.
Wow Tom. How dare you shame succubi by calling them a Princess Leia. However, in these five easy observations, I will help you identify a succubus and hence, protect you from their machinations:
1: She’s a decepticon: no, not like she can transform into a megatron. But yes, she can project exactly what you want to see.
2: She’s pretty: lets be real, an ugly succubus just isn’t very effective.
3: She has an addiction: weed, alcohol, kpop.
4: She’s an abyss: your time, your money, your emotion, disappears into the abyss that she is, until you become a disheveled wraith.
5: She will tell you she’s one: unusual thing about evil is, it’s upfront with its’ intentions.
So in conclusion, say no to succubi. If you read this Leia, which means you changed your IP yet again, be gone ye strumpet! #metoo