I decided to write a haiku: what is a bedbug? itching paranoia. Gross. Fuck you bedbugs. Fortunately, I no longer live at the house on Broadway (4 brighton ave), with a scumlord named Jason, who rents out bedbug infested rooms, with a crack head whore, Kymber, living upstairs, and an alcoholic hobo, Mikey, who slept … [Read more…]

New Job E[redacted due to NDA]

I just started working as a [original text redacted due to NDA violation of company proprietary information namely the words “datacenter” and “tech”], and its [term redacted due to NDA violation in describing company practices]. We, a [phrase redacted due to NDA violation of harassment policies and offensive term “nerds”], get to [phrase redacted to … [Read more…]