Oh whats this?
what could it be?!
isthisreallife?
The Beautiful Aquagirl
It’s Wednesday (Nov 29, 2017), I skipped lunch so I can leave work a little bit earlier to meet Aquagirl at olive garden. Unfortunately, on the way back to norfolk from work, a wild teenager in mom’s mercedez appears! Wild teenager rear ends my POS honda! It’s not very effective…Wild teenager gets scolding from me. … [Read more…]
The Great Siege of Magento
The Battlefield: Magento ver. 2.1.0 CE with demo data The General: Apache/2.4.23 The Soldiers: PHP 5.6.24 Suphp PHP 5.6.24 DSO with Zend Opcaching VS! PHP 7 The Battle: PHP 5.6.24 Suphp: Lifting the server siege… Transactions: 27309 hits Availability: 99.95 % Elapsed time: 59.17 secs Data transferred: 1079.73 MB Response time: 0.05 secs Transaction rate: … [Read more…]