“hey leigh, does this smell like shit to you?!” I ask my gf incredulously. gf: *sticks nose into flower pot* gf: *…* And thats the moment I realized I wanted to marry…jk, realized my gf is a trooper. And that our flower pot smells like shit. It all started off with my gf and her … [Read more…]
So as most of you know, I have a girlfriend who is real and a real lady. No she is not a golden retriever or an inanimate object. So I haven’t been posting to my site as much, because girlfriend. And time + gf = rift in space/time continuum. Back to the reviews, Sawasdee Thai … [Read more…]
perhaps I’m wrong; so here are some of my thoughts after kicking out my roommate and ex: The Argument: her: “fix the dishwasher dipshit! *slams door* me: “GTFO!” The Issue: To her, the issue is that I’m not fixing the dishwasher because I want to spite her by making her do dishes. Were they her … [Read more…]