So how’d you do it Tom? How’d you escape from her? Well, the secret lies in 5 quick and not easy steps: Stop talking to her: I was thinking, why am I still talking to her? Just stop. Throw away all her stuff: her photos, gifts, clothes, social media, etc. Sad, but so is seeing … [Read more…]
On June 27th, Leigh and I went parasailing. It was mostly boring… Me: Leigh Im taking you on a secret adventure. Her: omg ok! 10 minutes into car ride to parasailing I tell her we are going skydiving. Funnyness ensues… Her: OMG I can’t!! Me: It’s ok you’ll be fine. Her: OMG Noooo She was … [Read more…]
Last month, me, Leigh (gf), and my mom and dad went to Alaska via Holland America cruise on the ship, Oosterdam. In a brief summary, I enjoyed the trip. I tried to keep a journal over the 7 day cruise, which docked in Juneau, Sitka, Ketchikan, and Victoria, which reads as follows: 08/03/19 – Saturday … [Read more…]
sometimes the good old bible can provide comfort when one is feeling down. thanks jeremiah, #brah Jeremiah 17:9-10 9 The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it? 10 “I the Lord search the heart and examine the mind, to reward each person according to their conduct, according to what … [Read more…]
“hey leigh, does this smell like shit to you?!” I ask my gf incredulously. gf: *sticks nose into flower pot* gf: *…* And thats the moment I realized I wanted to marry…jk, realized my gf is a trooper. And that our flower pot smells like shit. It all started off with my gf and her … [Read more…]
So as most of you know, I have a girlfriend who is real and a real lady. No she is not a golden retriever or an inanimate object. So I haven’t been posting to my site as much, because girlfriend. And time + gf = rift in space/time continuum. Back to the reviews, Sawasdee Thai … [Read more…]
perhaps I’m wrong; so here are some of my thoughts after kicking out my roommate and ex: The Argument: her: “fix the dishwasher dipshit! *slams door* me: “GTFO!” The Issue: To her, the issue is that I’m not fixing the dishwasher because I want to spite her by making her do dishes. Were they her … [Read more…]